BITCH erella

her majesty, the bitcherella - a chihuahua, a bitch, a whole ass mood

she doesn't wait for prince charming.
she charges him interest.

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not your average bitch.

a meme for the ones who
were never meant to be saved.

half princess. half bitch. all queen. she's soft for the ones who earn it and a fully loaded nightmare for the ones who don't. the glass slipper is optional - she built the carriage herself.

ch. iii - reading

a reading,
from the
bitcherella testament.

p. 03 / 05

She doesn't chase. she's chased. she doesn't explain. she decides. a bitcherella logs off first, replies days later, and somehow still wins the conversation. she's the text you should've answered. the voicenote you pretended not to hear. the receipt with your name on it.

this is not a coin about getting rich. this is a coin about getting even. about crashing the castle gates in last season's stilettos and leaving with the crown anyway. she is not a character. she is a diagnosis.

call her a bitch if it makes you feel big. she's been called worse by better. she has no utility because she isn't useful - she's inevitable. she doesn't need a roadmap because the road is wherever she's walking tonight.

this is the last paragraph. you've been reading. she knows. she's watching.

← for the record.
ch. iv - artifact p. 04 / 05

we were late.

nineteen years ago, some random kid on youtube uploaded a 45-second clip and titled it, no caption, no context: bitcherella. 841 views. nobody you've heard of. kelloggs5678 used the word like everybody already knew it. and they did.

file №006 · found footage YouTube video titled bitcherella, uploaded 19 years ago by user kelloggs5678

“bitcherella”

a short documentary of a fat bitch.
uploaded
2007 · 19 years ago
uploader
kelloggs5678
duration
0:45
views
841
source
youtube · id O_7FJQXUw94
roll the tape

anyway. bless kelloggs5678.

you've read enough.
get that $BITCH.

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